Atomic suckjob

When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.

Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!

by The Definer 69 June 17, 2017

Suckjob

When a man/woman sucks on a womans clit

Person A: What did you do?

Person B: Gave her a suckjob

by Cypharr February 9, 2010

suckjob

Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.

-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?

-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.

by The A-shizzle manizzle August 6, 2011

suckjob

blowing on someone's penis

A blowjob is sucking someone's penis so a suckjob is blowing on someone's penis. Logic.

by Inquisitive Walnut October 12, 2021

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006

suckjob

worst slang for "blowjob" ever

suckjob is the worst slang for blowjob ever

by yeano October 25, 2003

Suckjob

A blowjob that is really bad so it sucks

It was so bad I would call it a suckjob and not a blowjob

by Dajanarts December 29, 2016