A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

When the booty is so juicy A.K.A thicc that it bypasses butt dialing and/or texting to subscribe to payed services.
Butt-subscription: when the thiccness subscribes to payed sevices due to its sheer juiciness.
Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...
Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing
Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...
Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing
by ZevNoir August 15, 2020

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.
“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”
by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021

A magazine subscription is especially handy for lazy hunting/sporting aficionados who don't want to bother with the tedious task of hand-loading individual rounds into ammo-clips; the subscription-service both provides you with filled magazines and takes away your empties for servicing and reloading.
by QuacksO February 27, 2018

To end a relationship.
by UA August 27, 2004

*Purchases a BMW X7M* *Turns on the heated seats* "Heat your seats with an $18 a month subscription"
by BatmanTheFatman69 May 22, 2025

an app/website that forces you to pay for a membership/subscription in order to do basic tasks or even use it at all
Guy 1: Aww man, this website is now forcing me to pay to do something I used to be able to do before for free!
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.
by TBTheTB August 31, 2025
