shweed

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

by PriG November 13, 2010

Steeb Job

When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.

I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.

by WiseBowel February 17, 2021

Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

steeched

Really high off of marijuana.

Last night I just got steeched and watched Chappelle.

by Killa Kizzle June 13, 2005

Steed weight

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him

She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.

by JBottum May 16, 2013

Sqweeb

A pet that terrorizes your family and raids your fridge

he's also made of Pinto beans and grape jelly so he's a tasty snack

Boy 1: I reallly want that pet!
Boy 2: You mean that dog?
Boy 1: No, that sqweeb made of pinto beans!

by MintyKitten July 23, 2020

shweekend

shit weekend

Emily: How was your weekend?
Henry: It was pretty bad
Emily: Was it a shweekend then?

by ShBude March 27, 2015