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stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010
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stumbling

Cassi was stumbling all over the place, spilling her beer.
by cati May 21, 2004
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Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.
When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!
by JoeP. May 25, 2007
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STUMPTING

The act of sitting or standing while smoking a pipe. The opposite of lunting.
Cherry On Top loves stumpting in his favorite chair.
by The Cherry On Top February 1, 2019
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multi stumbling

The process of using tabs in firefox and/or internet explorer combined with the program stumbleupon. Thus allowing a user to open more then one "stumble" at a time. Synonymous with the often used joke on the program's addicting potential.
Man I was up til five last night multi stumbling, I had like 100 stumbles in two hours.
by Dirman5890 June 27, 2008
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