stumpycock

1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.

Can also be used as an insult in the same way.

"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.

by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006

stumpy

A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.

by ghjh April 15, 2006

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

stempky

a kid who thinks he/she is completely awesome, yet is a total douchebag. The only reason people talk to him/her is when he/she bribes them with Little Debbies snacks, and when someone tells him/her that he/she is an idiot, he/she does not believe the insult.

"Dude, Do you wanna hang out? I got Little Debbies."

"Sure, I love knowing a Stempky, even though your an idiot"

by scooterballs April 19, 2010

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006