STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 28, 2003

toe stub

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude

by Karlyrenee January 09, 2018

Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears

(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.

by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

i stubbed my toe dammit

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words

Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!

by I’m a confederate nigger February 15, 2021

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

I hope you stub your big toe

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6

Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then

by one baked cunt September 19, 2019

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 02, 2025