Sorostitute

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

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Stosuh

One of the most common ships in Danplan. The ship is made up of two guys, Stephen and Hosuh.

Me: Hey Sophia did you see that Stosuh edit I sent you?

Sophia: YES AND NOW I’M SOFT AKSJJSKSNAJANANAH

Me: uh-

by 🥞 Pancake 🥞 August 14, 2019

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scrose

The background to this word of the Bristol street, comes from the dark ages of 1996. The word basically can be inserted into a sentance at any point, conveying the message to the recipient that you're not very happy about something/someone/something.

It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.

Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.

That weather looks really scrose out there.

Jimmy is one of the biggest scrosers I know.

Stop scrosing about you two and make my dinner.

by GBH April 29, 2004

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strasburg ohio

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.

Let's go to the burg! (Strasburg Ohio)

by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017

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