Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.
I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.
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Get the stroopwaffled mug.Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.
Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".
Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".
Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.
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Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.
A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!
Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.
A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!
"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"
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Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.
Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.
Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.
Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"
Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.
Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.
Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.
Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"
"Hey! Want a stroop waffle? Yeah man, thanks"
"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"
"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"
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person: shut the fuck up, you stroopwafeler, bitterballen is fucking delicious
person: shut the fuck up, you stroopwafeler, bitterballen is fucking delicious
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