Strip club 

Good times...

Strip club hell YAaaa.

Strip club by Strip club fan October 25, 2022

strip club weather 

a few days of warmer weather near the end of winter. It fools some people into thinking that Spring is finally here, but alas, like a strip club, it proves to be "just a tease."

Don't fall for it man, this is just strip club weather. It'll be snowing by the end of the week.

strip club weather by Dae Han Min Guk March 3, 2011

strip club tired 

A specialized fatigue that follows a visit to a strip club.

Jesse nearly fell asleep while driving home because he was strip club tired.

strip club tired by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Strip Club Guru 

One of those guys that goes strip club hopping all the time. He is familiar with most of the dancers, in most of the clubs that are in his part of the country. He knows the strip clubs like the back of his hand, because the front of his hand is usually occupied.

If you're looking for a dancer that you saw in a strip club four years ago, ask a strip club guru.

Strip Club Guru by The Cookie Man Can April 1, 2010

Strip club ammo 

Single dollar bills.

My money clip is full of strip club ammo, so bring on the ladies!

Strip club ammo by packyman November 15, 2009

strip club prices 

Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.

"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"

strip club prices by CityZen4 June 2, 2008

Strip Club Resume 

Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.

My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.

Strip Club Resume by suicune456 July 9, 2010