Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

stretchapotamus

Noun: A Mythical stretchy hippopotamus

Have you ever seen a Stretchapotamus?

by Big red vocabulary July 6, 2014

Stretchgasm

This is when you stretch so good your entire body begins to shakes and you feel like a new and happier person.

"Hey, why are you so happy?"

"OMG I just had a stretchgasm man, such a natural high!"

by Nichole226 November 20, 2013

stretchabitionist

A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.

Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.

by photojennalist March 10, 2009

Stretchgasm

The intense feeling of pleasure through out the body while stretching.

Dude I think I just had an stretchgasm

by Chri8801 June 12, 2018

Stretchat

Stretchat is a combination of two words : stretch and chat. It can be used as a verb or a noun. A stretchat usually happens after a workout and describes the social activity of combining active recovery with a conversation, usually about serious topics including a new personal best, the gym next drinks event or more general gym gossip. Stretchatting is a key activity to build the sense of community in any good gym.

After our morning cardio session, Cat is always keen on stretchatting.

by Vino_Nico September 6, 2021

stretchgasm

a feeling of utter bliss that happens when you're lying on your floor after doing something particularly exerting, when all your muscles relax and you could just pass out right there. similar to a bedgasm, but on the floor. sometimes called floorgasm

girl: "uhngggg...."
guy: "hey, you okay?"
girl: "yeah i'm fine, i'm just having a stretchgasm, don't mind me."

by Dusk. December 24, 2009