An area of northeast London, UK, situated in Newham, one of the poorest boroughs in the city. It has recently acquired some degree of fame as the location of the main Olympic Stadium for London 2012, leading to it becoming known as the "Olympic Borough". The problem with this is that it has led to the whole area being a perpetually unfinished mess of roadworks and chewing gum, with the glitz and glamour of Westfield and the Stadium separated by a literal wall of shops from the grimy residential areas full of kebab houses, flower shops and knife crime. In short, a complete and utter mess. To be avoided if at all possible - unless you live there, in which case you probably don't have enough money to leave.
Since the Olympic building projects got underway I've found it increasingly difficult to leave my house, since I live in Stratford.
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"The Atartha Strat" Is a minecraft bedwars strategy in which you stay at your base, only bridging to diamond generators on either side, instantly pushing molten forge, followed by other diamond upgrades. Next, you use the emeralds you get from the forge to buy punch bows. This tends to be annoying to other teams typically. Finally, during sudden death, you use bridge eggs to push the middle and control it.
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Get the The Atartha Strat mug.A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.
Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."
Stephen - "Clever girl..."
Stephen - "Clever girl..."
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Get the Stratford school academy mug.A medical name for stool / shit / poop / crap / feces that has large portion of fat in it. It can be identified when your stool floats not sink for a while. Your body doesn't have the ability to absorb (malabsorbtion) all that fat in McDonald's sandwich and therefore it releases it out.
At Wendys:
I: Man I ate from McDonald's yesterday and I had a steatorrhea.
II: Oh shit, what is steatorrhea?
I: It's a shit.
II: I know it is all crappy but what is steatorrhea?
I: It's fatty shit that floats.
II: Oh fuck, you piece of shit can't you see we eating.
I: Man I ate from McDonald's yesterday and I had a steatorrhea.
II: Oh shit, what is steatorrhea?
I: It's a shit.
II: I know it is all crappy but what is steatorrhea?
I: It's fatty shit that floats.
II: Oh fuck, you piece of shit can't you see we eating.
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Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
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