fat guy strategy

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

Stratford

An area of northeast London, UK, situated in Newham, one of the poorest boroughs in the city. It has recently acquired some degree of fame as the location of the main Olympic Stadium for London 2012, leading to it becoming known as the "Olympic Borough". The problem with this is that it has led to the whole area being a perpetually unfinished mess of roadworks and chewing gum, with the glitz and glamour of Westfield and the Stadium separated by a literal wall of shops from the grimy residential areas full of kebab houses, flower shops and knife crime. In short, a complete and utter mess. To be avoided if at all possible - unless you live there, in which case you probably don't have enough money to leave.

Since the Olympic building projects got underway I've found it increasingly difficult to leave my house, since I live in Stratford.

by thehuw July 22, 2012

Clean Up Strat

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.

Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!

by Joey Arsenault and Will Forbes January 12, 2021

The Atartha Strat

"The Atartha Strat" Is a minecraft bedwars strategy in which you stay at your base, only bridging to diamond generators on either side, instantly pushing molten forge, followed by other diamond upgrades. Next, you use the emeralds you get from the forge to buy punch bows. This tends to be annoying to other teams typically. Finally, during sudden death, you use bridge eggs to push the middle and control it.

I got mad because my friend kept asking me if we good do the Atartha Strat.

by Ophylo January 24, 2021

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

by es taco April 24, 2010

stmath

The torture chamber tool that teachers use to confine their students into watching in boredom as blocks take 5 minutes to arrange themselves and liquid pours as slow as if gravity has been turned off. Stmath is a computer game where you have to move blocks and such to get the penguin (Jiji) across the screen. To do that, you answer math questions. Who in their right minds associates a cute fluffy penguin with math?! To make matters worse, once you 100% complete the game, and you think that you're done, you have to do it all over again in challenge mode. Liars, they said you were 100% done! The levels are shaped like traffic cones, (again, seriously?!) and when Jiji the penguin moves across the screen, if theirs a 1 mm puddle of liquid or a square cm block, he cant jump over it. Does he have waddling problems? The so called "game" moves way too slow, when you click an answer it has to go through a whole 5 minute long process of moving blocks before it actually tells you if the answer is right or wrong. All together, stmath is a trap to make your mind just about blow up.

Teacher- "Time for stmath, kids!"
Kids- " We did it yesterday for 2 hours, though!"
Teacher- '"Well you're doing it again! Oh, and did I mention you have 10 hours of homework?"

by stmath April 22, 2016

Stratford school academy

A school with bunch of fake skets and male whores 🙂

Person 1:What school do you go to?
Person 2: Stratford school academy
Person 1:oh ...

by Netherlands7896 December 25, 2018