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Strawster

Noun/
Someone who lacks so much personality that they are considered ‘thin minded’ and thus a ‘strawster’.
‘Hey, have you been talking to Dave recently?’
‘Nah. I can’t be bothered. He comes off as a strawster to me.’
by Eggberts-and-toast October 7, 2019
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Strasser

Pronounced STRAW- SIR: The last name of a person who is incredibly good-looking, out going, hard working, gunslinging, musically gifted, adventurous, and all around fun.
If you happen to meet a Strasser it is your lucky day because there aren't many True Blue Strassers in the states.

Strassers have a reputation that precedes them anywhere, whether to the dentist or to college, and that reputation is a good thing. If you are a Strasser you know that it is a matter of pride to uphold the family name in every way shape or form. Strassers have two theme songs; "I'm a Strasser, yes i am" and "We're great but no one knows it"
I'm a strasser, yes i am. So if you want to study a strasser i'm a living specimen. Maybe you think i'm just like anybody else you meet, but take it from me, your sure to agree, we're different as can be. I'm a strasser, through and through, so if you want to study a strasser by the things i say and do remember i've learned to camp since i was two, there's nothing we can't whether! Strasser good looks come shining through, we're always found together! Maybe you'd like me to introduce one of my fabulous cousins to you, so you can be a strasser too!!
by gelli face August 22, 2010
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Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
by Brishem March 18, 2010
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strangers hand

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.
I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.
by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004
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teresa strasser

A witty, intelligent, pretty TV and Radio broadcast personality with a very nice nose. The rest of her isn't bad, either!
That girl is perfect. She's SO Teresa Strasser.
by sarodude November 10, 2007
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teresa strasser

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
by VCA January 5, 2009
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scraskers

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.
Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."
by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010
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