Stonehenge

An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge

by semipunk93 May 14, 2011

stonette

n. Girl form of stoner.
see, stoner

n. A girl that smokes a lot of weed.

"Oh, did you see her blazed out of her skull yesterday? She's such a stonette."

by uuihyoiu November 6, 2009

Stonehenge

Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.

"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

stonetarded

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

Stonehedge Chin

A chin somewhat resembling a Male human being's hairy testicular sack. Usually the chin is covered in random patches of thick, multicolored, untrimmed pubic hair.

Parker: Whoa, man! Put that shit away!

Kyle: Oh, dude, this is just me Stonehedge chin..

Parker: Oh, damn.

by Abusfullofkids October 21, 2010