stoner boner 

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

stoner boner by themacbleezy December 28, 2010

Stoner Boner 

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

Stoner Boner by zofoemeneg November 16, 2010

Stoner Boner 

When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.

"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"

Stoner Boner by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011

Stoner Boner 

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

Stoner Boner by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

stoner boner 

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

stoner boner by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

Stoner boner 

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

Stoner boner by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010

Stoner Boner 

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

Stoner Boner by Tomkat June 5, 2018