stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD

"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"

by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010

Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

Stoner boner

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on

A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

by Who gives a toss? April 1, 2010

Stoner-Boner

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010

Stoner Boner

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010

stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

by juggalettelex February 24, 2010

Stoner Boner

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

by zofoemeneg November 16, 2010