Italian Smokehouse Syndrome

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

by grosstony May 5, 2009

Tennessee Smokehouse

n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.

Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."

by Tommy Hotsossidge November 10, 2008

smokehouse

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

by B Talented April 28, 2011

jamaican smokehouse

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole

I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.

by Buddy10 August 24, 2006

portugeuse smokehouse

dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it.

pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse and probably shit his pants doing so.

by deezo March 23, 2005

Nashville Stinkhouse

When one slowly, but surely, crawls inside another's anal cavity until their entire body has been engulfed by the person's rectum. The person inside the rectum then decides to live in said rectum for several years. Once a Nashville Stinkhouse has been initiated it cannot be stopped. It turns out that the human anus is a prime piece of real estate and provides one with a warm home, plenty of space, and enough food and drink to last a lifetime.

Jeff, can you give me a Nashville Stinkhouse? My house has been foreclosed and i require a place to take residence.

by B Rad G from Malibu December 22, 2009