Stimple

A stubborn ass pimple that pops up at the worst possible time.

How ridiculous? I have a date with Rosie tonight and this damn stimple won't go away.

by Hameltoe83 February 19, 2015

Stimple

Stupidly Simple

Here let me show you how stimple it is.

Or

Its STIMPLE yo...., Here hold my Beer.

by Caricatures March 5, 2019

stimple

when you do something that is stupid and simple minded at the same time

boy:2 plus 2 is 5 right...naw 6
girl:omg yo you is so stimple

by anonymouschick March 31, 2008

stimee

to engage in anal intercourse with a femal (or male) and ejaculate in their anus, then proceeding to insert a straw in your partners ass and slurp up the semen.

Bill: "Hey dude, did you hear about Jeff last night?"
Steve: "No, what happend?"
Bill: " He was anally raped and then his purpotraitor proceded

to stick a sraw up his butt and suck out all the jizz!"
Steve: " Ew thats one nast stimee!"

by johnny long wang January 18, 2012

Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

Stimple

A stimple is the last piece of a shit that lingers in your ass hair. It may take up to ten minutes to finally fall off.

Hey man do you wait for your stimple? No I just play through and deal with the clean up.

by Pluto nigga April 23, 2019

Stimpen

A short term for straight pimpen

I met this shorty she gave me her digits now I'm stimpen

by Sane Capone June 19, 2008