Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

by borris planet September 5, 2013

steve hawkings

A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.

Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.

by Shady July 7, 2004