A Stevejob

The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.

"Michael just gave Emily a Stevejob... He might wanna clean his phone case after that."

by SkeuZ September 02, 2014

Stevejob

The act of giving a boobjob while wearing a turtleneck

"How'd it go last night?"

"It was awesome! She took me back to her place after dinner and gave me a stevejob. Just amazing."

"The sex, or the turtleneck?

"Yes."

by _evryman April 18, 2021

Stevejob

|stēvjäb|

noun

(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.

"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."

by quayzon May 06, 2010

Stevejob

The art of fucking someone and ripping them off.

'That whore just gave me a stevejob'

by TruffleButterTom September 23, 2016

SteveJob

Blowing a load on an iPhone.

Ay bro, sorry I accidentally gave your iPhone a SteveJob.

by Calvin Trombley December 10, 2016

Stevejob

To masturbate or receive a handjob with an Apple Watch.

Ugh. Stephanie’s always flexing. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Stevejob just so she could show off her new watch

by Thrusterbuster December 10, 2019