Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.

"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."

by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009

Seasonal nudist

A person who's nudist behavior is determined by season. They usually live in areas with prominent winters, places with seasons where it could become much too cold to keep up their nudist behavior

Person 1: Dude, what's with Natalie the Nudist wearing that jacket outside?
Person 2: She has to keep from freezing so she's become a seasonal nudist

by EmZajex May 19, 2011

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day

Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.

by Bilham December 9, 2010