step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.
Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.
by Stabby91 June 27, 2005
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step dad

A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
by Vexets April 23, 2007
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Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second
Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.
by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 13, 2009
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guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!
i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass
by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009
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some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.
me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010
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A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.
If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.
by jpg3 January 09, 2011
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Step-dad

A colossal loser who marries your mom and is sweet at first but then will get increasingly abusive towards you. He doesn't see you as a human being. You are a constant reminder of another man's dick being inside his wife. The greatest obstacle between him and your mom having a beautiful life together. Reason for his every irritation and problem. A guy who will abuse you only emotionally if he is a coward and also physically if he is a loser.

He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.

Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.

But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
My new step-dad is so nice. He buys me a lot of gifts and plays with me.

My step-dad no longer plays with me.

My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.

My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.

My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.

My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.

My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.

My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.

Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.

My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.

I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
by Ahojli January 17, 2020
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