crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015

Pun-Stealer

Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.

(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----

(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!

(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"

by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010

Thunder Stealer

One of your "questionnable" friends who, when you try to set up your other friend with some chicks, comes by and steals the attention from said friend. thus making him a communist,thunder-stealing, jerkface!; Also makes you feel like a jerk because your well thought out plan to hook up a friend goes horribly wrong.

"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"

by AcousticBandit8 October 1, 2009

Bred_Stealer

A blind segul that plays shooter games normally goes by bred. Also the greatest segull ever. Only gets killed by hackers.

Game ends
Friend: BRED YOU GOT 80 KILLS
Bred_Stealer: Really? I need to do better

by RandomPerson111222333 November 10, 2020

Cheesy stealer

When you bite into someone else’s cheesy without permission (specifically after being fooled 3 times).

No! My cheesy you cheesy stealer!

by MichealJhomie January 24, 2019

Kill Stealer

Someone in a multiplayer video game who waits for someone to weaken their enemy and kills them last second so instead of the person who did all the work getting credit the the person who stole gets it.

Person 1: WOW, that's so gay!
Person B: What happened?
Person 1: This noob just stole my kill!
Person B: I fuckin hate Kill Stealers!

by Urmomther January 9, 2008

facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

by ReyMon! March 10, 2011