Stealth bomber 

What birds like doing best.

Ughh! A bird just dropped a stealth bomber!

Stealth bomber by Lulu109 July 2, 2011

stealth bomber 

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

stealth bomber by dj_derek March 5, 2003

stealth bomber 

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

stealth bomber by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

Stealth Bomber 

A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.

"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."

Stealth Bomber by Andy Felterbush January 11, 2010

stealth bomber 

a bomber plane which cant be detected by noraml means ( for example radar and sonar) -- it is stealth-ed

a stealth bomber flew over the city at night and bombed the crap out of it

stealth bomber by chael March 5, 2003

Stealth Bomber 

When you don't pay attention or even talk to a girl at all the whole night at a party, and then after words you bang her.

At the party Jorge scouted out a hot blonde, but failed to even initiate a conversation with her the whole night. After the party came to a conclusion he texted her and she went home with him. The rest was history. She was a victim of the stealth bomber!

Stealth Bomber by rssss51 October 21, 2009

Stealth Bomber 

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.

Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.

Stealth Bomber by Nymphetamine2791 February 16, 2010