Staving

To be drunk but still sensible at the same time. origonated in scotland i think

boss: Is it okay if you can fill in for bob tonight becuase he hasnt turned up?
worker: sorry boss i have been out all day at the pub and am totaly staving.

by naefin July 06, 2006

Stave

Stave is a seedy man. He owns a smelly pencil case. He enjoys computer games and forever bulking. He has a watch that matches his cellphone. In his own words he is: "fun, loving, cute, understanding". He likes to walk on his hands.

He is so stave.

by flowersSmellnice October 23, 2013

stave shaver

1.Istrumental implement/tool used by the Old Man in Fraggle Rock, for the purpose of Barrel-Scraping. The task of Barrel-scraping is impossible without the aforementioned tool/implement.
2. Tool used to make percussive music on the hardhats of Doozers by Fraggles.
3. A tool that reminds you of nineteenth century torture devices designed to rid females of their hysteria

"You don't get the bone until you find me my stave shaver,"
-Old Man

by Sprockett++ August 09, 2008

Stave

Used in case teachers or parents are around and you want to say a curse word, sub stave in for curse word.

Man, that game was so staved up.

by JWoods May 08, 2008

Stave

Stave means to have an absolutely deadly fart explode out of your anus.

" Yo I just ripped a right friggin wicked Stave!"

*Everyone Runs*

by DIN025 July 17, 2018