stati

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

by one4jmu July 11, 2010

Stati

Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway

Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!

by Rosy Darling September 20, 2012

statie

dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.

look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''

by muffles pants shire September 4, 2007

Statis

The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.

Example of a Statis:

Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!

Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!

Jamal is OMG

by Tixter108 April 5, 2009

stati

The plural of status.

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

by Glenn Powell April 5, 2006

statie

A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.

"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."

by DKbikes November 14, 2007

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004