A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.

I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.

Starter Penis by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014

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Starter Wife

The woman a man marries while in training for his trade, who is there for him, has his children, runs his home and contributes in every way while his career is being established, and then when he has made it career-wise, he ditches her for a younger version who coos over and worships him.

"I ditched my starter wife for a younger version who coos over and worships me. She's not as smart but this works for me."

Starter Wife by ChanceMeeting August 12, 2014

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Starter Friend

A person you may hang out with when you go to a new city, new job or new school that you know you would never hang out with once you met some real people worth hanging out with

Girl: "what ever happened to what's his name from your work?"
Boy: "oh, i met some chill people at work so i don't hang out with him anymore. he was just a starter friend."

Starter Friend by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007

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Starter Pack

Certain objects, characteristics, or actions that make up a particular type of person.

The "How to get rich with no talent" starter pack: camera, porn service, be Kim K

The high school starter pack: early alarms, "what's the homework" texts, advil

Starter Pack by Whiteboy17 November 17, 2014

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