stargaters

Fans of the movie Stargate and/or the tv show Stargate SG-1 and usually also of it's spin-off, Stargate Atlantis
also knowns as gaters.

my best friends is a stargater

Gaters's headquartes is gateworld

Stargaters are very smart to understand all 9 seasons of the show

by okelay April 28, 2006

stairmasterbating

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.

Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010

Sarcasterisk

A **symbol** when one wants to denote sarcasm in a written form, without being misunderstood.

Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."

by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009

Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.

Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.

by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008

sarcaster

A person who is always sarcastic.

Bill Gates is a sarcaster.

by Kyle October 17, 2004