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Starbucking

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
by pat_vann January 9, 2015
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Starbucking

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!
Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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Sharbulting

Phil: I went sharbulting lastnignt

Craig: why the fuck are you still here, I thought I got away from you,I’m getting a restraining order, I’ve had enough of you and your bullshit Phil, I shagged your wife last night and she wants to divorce you, you are £500,000 In debt and the mafia are after you, good bye Phil
Phil:you fucking skenk
by Dadio is good March 12, 2020
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Stardusting

Killing it against odds. Becoming a better person and giving middle fingers to haters. Getting oneself out of a bad situation.
No one treat me that bad! I'm stardusting and getting the f! out.
by Dawn2808 December 21, 2020
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starbucking

The act of filling a disposable starbucks coffee cup with an alcoholic beverage for the purpose of drinking in public.
I told the bouncer it was just a coffee but I was totally starbucking.
by definerrecliner December 15, 2014
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STARBURSTING

When one sticks sweets up a persons nose and makes them give them deapthroat untill they can breath anymore and the sweets shoot out of the persons nose
Yesterday i starbursted my girlfriend, it took a whole minute before the sweets shot out!! *starbursting*
by standby September 16, 2007
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starbucking

*verb; the act of going to starbucks
K: Where are they?

A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.

K: We should starbuck sometime!

A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
by aaroneous January 21, 2008
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