skank muffin

a fruitalitious hoe-bag that likes to eat jellybeans with peanutbutter while giving someone a Hot-Carl

omg Zakk is such a skank muffin!!!

by Jessi Leigh Copeland December 24, 2008

Skank Muffin

Skank muffin- A whore who is a total bitch and slaps the reciever of sex after the intercourse. She also has mant=y tattos and peircings. They also must grow up in the streets of Philly, Broklyn, or Compton.

The skank muffin jump across the street and slapped the pimp.

by yindidlefidle February 14, 2012

skank muffin

when about ready to have sex, the guy aims his dick (penis) towards the girl vagina and when about to have sexual intercourse the woman queifs then the guy trys to find something to plug the hole and finds a muffin.

OMG she is a skank muffin

by frankenstein sucks dick July 9, 2010

stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022

Stankmuffin

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Skankmuffin

a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.

Molly is such a skankmuffin.

by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010

Spankmuffin

Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.

Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.

Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!

by Mellemma October 7, 2017