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Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
by hickoryB October 21, 2013
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Brooklyn standoff

A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.
Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh
by Reetuh.Spuhawn May 11, 2016
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stanlon

The best and most underrated “ship” from IT, the movie, series, and book. It’s the most skinny ship living today.
Joe: wow, if only there were more scenes with Stan Uris and Mike Hanlon.Also known as Stanlon, right?
by peppapigisskinny May 30, 2018
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doug stanhope

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope
by Wilkov November 22, 2006
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midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
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stangy

the type of person to play counter-strike: global offensive all day and have no other duties in life.
person 1: oh dear they've got a person with 3000 hours on the other team
person 2: yep, they've got a stangy
person 3: it's a gg
by IcyWRLD September 24, 2021
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StangBanger

A group or a single individual that Attends Bishop Stang in Dartmouth MA
"Look at that kid over there he goes to Stang, He is such a StangBanger
by ORRGoalie2012 November 19, 2010
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