This is a word used to describe an absolute madlad. It should only be used with great caution because to use this word to describe things that are not worthy of the title is very offensive. Other translations are the very best and respect.
1. What don't tell me...John you just beat up Thanos and the Hulk at the same time with your toenail. You are Stams level!
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
by FactSlayer May 2, 2020

Grey: yess we stam!!
Grey: *stan
All other friends: h a h a s t a m
My dumbass: let's make a definition of stam
Grey: *stan
All other friends: h a h a s t a m
My dumbass: let's make a definition of stam
by Cypheraffe November 15, 2020

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
by Sean Lawson March 19, 2008

by realyute June 9, 2019

When a person behaves in a bizarre, unexpected, but creative way. Named after famous Dutch reality TV star Pol Stam
'Bro how did you even think of using your teeth to block that volleyball?'
'Man I've just got that Pol Stam Mentality'
'Man I've just got that Pol Stam Mentality'
by OutlanderSassenach September 7, 2025
