Stargazing

An excuse to smash outside that sounds romantic when you ask

Hey wanna go stargazing

Sure, ill bring the condoms

by holy guacomole September 11, 2019

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Stargazing

when you tell your mother that you and you and your friends are at the beach gazing at the stars when in fact, you are all making out with eachother. This usually only happens on birthdays. Cause thats the rule.

I told my mom that we were stargazing, but in fact, we were making out.

by Lauren and Kelsey December 31, 2005

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Stargazing

To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.

Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."

by Mangofatdoody November 3, 2010

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ozone stargazing

while titty humping some bitch backwards, so that your anus is in the vacinity of her mouth. as you are about to reach climax, proceed to punch her in the stomach and simultaneously release fecal matter directly into her mouth.

i was out with Gina Lord and we were getting pie-eyed at Frank's house. She got so shnockered that i convinced her to let me titty fuck her. she asked me what i was doing facing that way and i said, "nothing but you are ozone stargazing!" and then i dropped huge anchor in her face.

by Lance Corporal Armstrong Furburger April 26, 2004

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Stargazing

what you do when youre high with a bunch of friends. sand up spin aroung 15 times and then someone shines a flashlight right in yur face and you loose contol of your body.

tim: hey john, after that bowl do you wanna go stargazing?
john: OKAY!

by MEGA$EX October 4, 2008