Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Scabbage

The act or the process of removing scabs onto people.

That bitch totally deserves a scabbage treatment

by Homsar January 24, 2004

stobbage

An exclamation, to celebrate winning an argument by default and mock the loser.

"Ha! I got a ticket for that gig you wanted to see"
"It's been cancelled, the singer's dead"
"What!? I just paid $50!"
"Stobbage!"

by feca67 June 12, 2009

Sabbage

A word that describes just how bad something smells. It is a cross between sewage and cabbage.

Jack's farts are so repulsive that they smell like sabbage.

by vsanto March 28, 2009

Starbage

All that shit they sell at Starbucks

"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."

by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Scabbage

The body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.

Waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: "Oh, man! That is disgusting! I can't serve this to the customer!"

Cook: Sorry, bro, we got so busy that I didn't even realize I had cut myself while making prep. We're slammed and don't have time for this. Just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. I promise that I'm disease free. A little scabbage won't kill him."

by Zawinul October 9, 2013