in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
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That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.
The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.
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Get the selfie stance mug.The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
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This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.
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