Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Stutee

Stutee is a sweet girl who will flatter you alot and help you in every situation, she's sensitive and Over-expressive and identifies herself as an ambivert.

Girl 1: Heyy, I feel like a loser
Girl 2: Surely Stutee will make you feel better :))

by Anshikag02 November 23, 2021

Sauteed Ghost

Somebody that has the potential to be a complete bro or a total fool ass. They can either be: a fried homeboy, better known as "sauteed" or an asshole that haunts you- a "ghost".

Yo Jim is such a Sauteed Ghost, he's always lending me money.

Yeah, but he fucked me in the ass the other day for not paying him.

by Ghostlybois November 14, 2016

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Sautéed

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.

by Famboy June 26, 2015