A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
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Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
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Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
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1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."
2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"
2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"
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