Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).

haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!

by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009

Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal

I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten

by UglyC May 30, 2014

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013