Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.
Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
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One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
by A Human Male August 5, 2018
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Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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Get the The Squidward mug.Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.
Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn
by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014
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2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".
3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"
2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".
3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"
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