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squirtling 

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.
Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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Squettling 

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.
'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.
Squettling by Penders November 5, 2009

hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.
" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"
hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006