squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

squidging

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

by peachstar June 24, 2005

hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006

Squimpin

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.

"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."

by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007