squirting orgasm

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

by Bad Nancie May 17, 2014

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009