squire 

a derogatory term for a person you know.

oi squire! get the fook off my chair

squire by davef February 12, 2004

squire 

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".

"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."

squire by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006

Squire 

A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.

In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"

Squire by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Squire 

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.

L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!

Squire by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009

Squire 

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.

After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.

Squire by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

Squire 

A beautiful set of people with strong will to help other person companionate and caring

The squire helped the young boy

Squire by S williams March 3, 2019

Squire 

The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.

Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?

Squire by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020