When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
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Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
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Get the Squirtistics mug.(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"
by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006
Get the dirty squirties mug.A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998
I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.
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