Squimp

A girl that despite being hairy (like a chimp) is also so sweaty that her skin glistens like that of a squid.

When i saw her working out I realised that she wasn't just ugly and hairy but was also a squimp.

by LFCSanj June 16, 2008

Squimp

a tiny little pimp.

Wow for a squimp you sure are big!

by The D! December 09, 2003

Squimps

More than one squimp.

Look at those squimps!

by Chimma January 18, 2019

Squimp

A person who is obsessed with someone purely platonically
A combination of the word "squish" (platonic crush) and "simp"

Person 1 "My homie is so cool. Like I dont want to suck his dick, but if he asked me to, I would, cuz I just respect him that much"
Person 2 "You're a squimp"

by Naruball July 31, 2022

Squimp

A tiny baby penis that you can barely see kinda like a baby penis

My friend has a squimp
My mom sucks in squimps
Please get your squimp away from me

by Dr.OldManJenkins January 02, 2019

Squimp

Boring person who like to obsess over a girl to get something but in the end get nothing because he’s lame

"Dude look at him, still on that girl, what a squimp."

by Hdhsjshsau June 06, 2020

Squimped

Squimped is like the older brother of scrunlky. A person who is Squimped up is likely weird in an undetermined way not a gobin type way but more like a rat who likes to skateboard kind of way. Squimped people are the shit and are so cool.

"Dude this guy is absolutely squimped up!"

by Eeby_deeby April 28, 2023