squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

squidget

This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.

Hey squidget!

by Fire April 7, 2004

Squidjem

That stupid line on the periodic table of elements that seperates the metals from the gases.

its just a fuckin squidjem, deal with it, k?

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013

Squidget

Squidget mornicus

This slow dimm whitted creature is often found walking arouns Stockton riverside college with a moronic look on his face, this creature think he is a hit with the ladies of his species, sadly he is mistaken. this creature is deformed and smaller than the other of his species and he has a squint on his right eye that makes him look like this o(-_*)o, this sad pathetic creature should be shot and but out of his sad lonely life

by SpiderFarm! January 16, 2004

squidget

Squidget


Aso Examples of Squidget LOLand Fuckass

Squidget is the most foolish person in this damn world. Squidget can be found in Stockton Riverside College.

Squidget is the most foolish person in this damn world. Squidget can be found in Stockton Riverside College.

A Example: "USP" or "£9.99" Squidget WTF lol
The Best Example: This is a example of Stephen Palgrave Fuckass he also jacks of to Star Wars with his GirlFriend LOL
TrueLove *im going to be sick!!!*.

by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

squijet

An unborn baby that is keeping it's Gender a secret until it takes it's first breathe of air

Avoiding ultra sound photo either by choice or by choice of the parent a squijet will kick and manuvere itself usually with leg or back in the appropriate area so as not to expose gender.

by The unknown Grandmum November 3, 2013