Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal

I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten

by UglyC May 30, 2014

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squidgey

When you get that not so fresh feeling and need to do a check wipe.

I'm feeling a little squidgey right now.

by poemice March 17, 2006

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.

Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!

by Caroline P July 31, 2005