Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

Squealer Scar

An incision crudely made from the corner of one's mouth to about mid cheek. Often forced upon someone who snitches in the mafia.

"That guy squealed to the police, so we gave him squealer scars."

by Lizardmana1122 April 27, 2009

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008