squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

Cock Seeking Missile

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.

Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."

by SoloKong November 25, 2010

Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.

That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.

Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!

by Matt Heston March 23, 2008

Seeking Sea King

The hat worn by the infamous PolarRyan, this hat is his only personality.

As of now, this hat has one reseller. It was first introduced in the Sea King Rumble Arc.

This hat is fucking hideous lmao.

PolarRyan: I really love my Seeking Sea King!

by ii_voidss October 2, 2021

SeekingMillionaire

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007