Squanter

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.

you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter

by cfsquash July 17, 2011

squantify

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Caps Squawk

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.

Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

squandiferous

cool, awesome, or amazing "used in the show family guy"

get ready for the most squandiferous pudding pop you'd ever seen

by as23 August 4, 2010

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017