squirting orgasm

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

by Bad Nancie May 17, 2014

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

by i lick turtles June 12, 2003

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.

So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.

by Gordy Frigmahole May 16, 2009

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009